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But what did they think of your dick?
One of my homies said nice cock so I think it went well, he also tried to help with damage control for the girls but unfortunately they both opened before they saw our calls and texts
Well at least you got a cockliment
Did you guys get married afterwards?
He's my roommate now so basically
I can still read your comment coward. Idk how but I can. Idk why you deleted it though
If you're curious both of those women are part of that 3/5 I still speak with regularly. I've known both of them since I was like 2 so it was NBD especially because it was obviously an accident. I do live with the constant knowledge that they've seen my dick though and it haunts me
I deleted it because it was a silly joke that didn't quite land in hindsight.
~~But, dude, chill the fuck out, wow.~~
Oh I'm sorry if that came off aggressive I didn't mean it that way. I use coward as a joking jibe I didn't mean anything by it. I was hoping that the second part of the comment made that clear, apologies if it did not.
I thought your comment was funny if it's any consolation
Heh, no worries, text doesn't exactly convey nuance very well. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have misdirected dickpicks to send...
Asking the important question..
3/5 weren't envious. I assume.