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[–] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Let's stop using the word conceived and switch to fertilization.

Go up and ask a "christian" their birth date. When they tell you, say, "No, the date you were fertilized."

Then accuse them of being the only religion that constantly lies about their age to seem younger.

And tell them that vanity is a sin and they will go to hell for being vain.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

To be fair, date of birth is not contested. Their argument is that human life starts before birth. If you're asking for birth date, don't act confused if they respond with date of birth.

Maybe if you want to make a point, ask for "age", and then follow up with a clarifying question - is it since your fertilization or birth?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This will break the Christian, for they are fragile

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

meanwhile swedish church be like "abortion is a right, the bible is gods word interpreted through fallable human hands, and jesus says trans rights"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sweden sounds better and better every day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

don't worry, we're doing our best to ruin it.

the previous left wing government started plans to construct a new HSR mainline network to connect the majority of citizens in the country, the second the current right wing government got into power that was nuked into oblivion with vague promises of improving existing infrastructure instead (hasn't happened).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Don't worry. Unless I meet some very nice Swedish gal, it doesn't seem like I'd be able to move there, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

we did it patrick. we saved abortion.