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Is he walking that tightrope in Palestine?
The tightrope between arming the israelis to bomb Palestine and sending a carrier group to Israel to bomb Palestine on behalf of israel
Carefully triangulating between 99% Hitler and 100% Hitler
Unfortunately due to the election he'll need to leave those left wing ideas to the side and go for somewhere between 100% Hitler and 99.8% Hitler.