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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The tightrope between arming the israelis to bomb Palestine and sending a carrier group to Israel to bomb Palestine on behalf of israel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Carefully triangulating between 99% Hitler and 100% Hitler

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately due to the election he'll need to leave those left wing ideas to the side and go for somewhere between 100% Hitler and 99.8% Hitler.