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In a handful of decades, worsening air quality may divide everyone into those who can thrive “in-dome” anywhere, no matter how bad the air outside is, and those who can afford no such protections, and must endure the harrowing consequences: more frequent illness, earlier death.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It would be your final purchase.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The end of consumerism!

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