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I wasn't very nice to plants as a kid. I would often pluck wood sorrel off the ground and eat it right there. I once burned a hole in a leaf using my glasses. I'm a meat eater today.
Dunno why you're being downvoted, that's hella funny
tee hee! downvote
I wish I could upvote and downvote you at the same time.