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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was horrible to animals as a kid. I teased the neighbourhood cats so much. I once put salt on a snail just for fun, without knowing it would die a gruesome death with just one grain of coarse salt. I'm vegan today...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't very nice to plants as a kid. I would often pluck wood sorrel off the ground and eat it right there. I once burned a hole in a leaf using my glasses. I'm a meat eater today.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dunno why you're being downvoted, that's hella funny

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I wish I could upvote and downvote you at the same time.