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I love to sit down, as long as the toilet is actually designed to piss sitting down. Most residential toilets aren't designed for dicks, probably because it saves space. The correct toilet seat for a dick is longer and has a split front.
I do not enjoy cramming my hand between my legs to push my dick between the seat and around my balls, nor do I like to lean my entire body all the way forward in order to point my dick downward when im pissing with a semi. I do not like when my entire back makes full contact with the underside of the toilet lid because I need to back up more to piss properly. In do not like holding my piss so that I can shit comfortably before doing the forward lean to piss. I do not like when the tip of my dick accidentally scrapes the interior lip of the toilet seat where there is a film of dried piss and shit splashback that goes directly into my god damned urethra
If you build it maybe they'll piss
Very detailed response thank you. I feel many of your issues are caused by the size of your magnum dong, a gift and a curse indeed.