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I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.
"I give you happy poopy time!"
What's a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?
Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.
The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa
🎵 It's gonna take some time to get this crap out of you
There's nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵
Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee
Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?
Ass-frica*
It's a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.