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‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs (reductress.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

We’re a family and being forced together in an office is part of our DNA, our corporate culture of control. Because we work better together when we force you back from of a situation we previously told you was going to be the “new normal”, but since we collectively decided we stopped caring anymore we’re going to pretend we never said that.