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Ok, I ate the onion on this one.
That's because at least one CEO has said this exact statement.
I mean, I assume the real article left out the "3rd round of layoffs" part.
Because I swear I’ve read similar statements. Ate the fuck out of this onion
To be fair, this is like an expert-level difficulty onion.
Yeah got me too