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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Ok, I ate the onion on this one.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's because at least one CEO has said this exact statement.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I mean, I assume the real article left out the "3rd round of layoffs" part.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because I swear I’ve read similar statements. Ate the fuck out of this onion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

To be fair, this is like an expert-level difficulty onion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah got me too