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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess I mean that in this thought experiment it's about waking up as Taylor Swift, not as some random billionaire. Like waking up as Elon Musk seems like it would be a lot more boring than waking up as a talented musician.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

True.

In that case, I would use my talents to switch to Funk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Uptown funk gon give it to ya

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The last time the talents of Taylor Swift were directed toward funk it didn't go so well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Well she countrified it. I can see why.

If you're going to do Earth, Wind and Fire, you gotta put some stank on it!