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4 pane comic of dolan on the left and spooderman on the right

pane 1 (dolan): cum join opensurce cummunity!
pane 2 (spooderman): shure! how joyn?
pane 3 (dolan): Here discord! (with discord logo)
pane 4 (spooderman with tears in eyes): y u do dis?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just wanted to take the piss out of Europeans.

Please do, I enjoy banter, especially when it comes from the colonies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Colonies?! Colonies?!!!? I'm British you dirty Kraut! Wait, do you mean the Saxons?

Listen here you little shit! Don't try and be funny. You're German - it's not in your nature!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ouch. I've been called many things, but never that. Calling someone German who isn't, is not banter, that is genuinely hurtful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Being hurt by being called German although not being one hurts my German feelings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not if you knew my nationality. I'll give you a hint: we have much more than you of the following: languages, gold, mountains.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Oh a fellow swiss-bro. Although according to this: https://tradingeconomics.com/country-list/gold-reserves Germany has 3 times as much gold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's what we want them to think!