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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (12 children)

Hey, remember how the people who got vaccinated were all gonna die within two years and the vaxidiots were like "only the purebloods will survive!"? I'm now three years and ten days past my first shot, and almost a year past my "expiration date". How are you guys all doing?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (7 children)

My blood is black, magnetic, I'm mind controlled by 5G, my DNA is patented by Pfizer and I'm not even human and am sterile... I woke up the other day in my yard at 4 AM sitting on a Joe Biden prayer rug full of pentagrams and couldn't remember how I got there... but other than that I feel okay.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Every day, I get a massive headache and order 15 more Xboxes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

The plural is XBoxi.

Edit: XBix

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Did you just assume my architecture?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

A flock of XBoxen in the woodsen

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