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Steamer cleaner (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole

We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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[–] [email protected] 224 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

JUST WIPE IT OFF WITH A DAMP CLOTH YOU FUCKING HEATHENS ITS NOT THAT HARD

Edit for context: I am a barista. All you have to do is have a damp cloth on hand when you finish steaming the milk to wipe down the wand. Takes maybe 30sec total, including finding and dampening the cloth before you start.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why? The kitty got this

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Got to contribute to the rent somehow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Capitalism for cats, meow?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TEXT HARDER SO THEY CAN READ YOU

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

IM TEXTING AS HARD AS I CAN

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (2 children)

NOT HARD ENOUGH!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I wish the heatens could read

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You remind me of my ex wife.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

He reminds me of her too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Naaah. The wife will do it.