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Elon Musk Is Funding Ex-‘Mandalorian’ Actress’s Suit Against Disney | Gina Carano accused Disney and Lucasfilm of discrimination when they dropped her after she posted baseless conspiracy theories (www.nytimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Person fired for taking medical advice from stupid billionaire psycho takes legal advice from stupid billionaire psycho

When asked for comment, the twice-fooled actress stated, "I'm being discriminated against. Everything that comes out of my mouth is caca-doodie and I think that's pretty special."

After 7 minutes of her lawyer begging her to stop chanting "Gina good and Disney bad, this rhyme makes you angry," they finally provided us with the following statement:

While my client has no chance of proving anything other than their own ignorance, she has very rich friends and I'm very good at delaying and collecting checks.

The lawyer then fell over and revealed themselves to be 37 weasels in a trenchcoat that all ran off to suck eggs. Ms. Carano tried to follow suit, but instead slipped in a puddle of her own drool that had been accumulating while she struggled to breathe and blink at the same time throughout the interview.