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For me, maybe petrol.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

A glass of mercury, it looks like it tastes delicious.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Sooo elemental mercury. Not absorbed well in the GI tract. I had a patient who took time cracking open thermometers from boilers for a while and then attempted to drink it mixed with some coffee to commit suicide. We show up since he called 911 and now wanted to go to the hospital. Call poison control for recommendations for local hospitals since this isn't common and i don't know what hospitals can handle this thing. Poison control cites that it isn't well absorbed, if at all, in the GI tract. I was pretty surprised.

So really you could drink it and find out the taste with very small if any repercussions.

Ya know, just saying.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Didn't uh.. something like Lewis and Clarke..

Didn't they use mercury based laxatives, and that was used to track their path?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-reconstruct-lewis-and-clark-journey-follow-mercury-laden-latrine-pits-180956518/

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Should have used an everlasting pill if they didn't want to be tracked by their poop.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

a single pill would serve a whole family during their lives

"Hey Dad, can I get the everlasting pill when you're done with it?"

"Check back in a few hours."

🤢

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