(From Colbert last night.)
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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Elvis had four-month-old compacted feces upon his death. I wonder how old the stool inside the oompa loompa king is right now. He could be carrying nuggets from the filming of Home Alone 2.
Eat more fiber people.
Also don't do opioids, they can stop the movement of anything in the intestines. No amount of fibre would help Elvis.
As a son of a junkie I will agree to that.
Eat more fiber, drink more water, and avoid opioids.
Yep. Stuff just stops flowing.
It's why they will give people a laxative to take along with their (short term) opioid prescription.