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No wonder he compares himself to Elvis. (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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(From Colbert last night.)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Eat more fiber people.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Also don't do opioids, they can stop the movement of anything in the intestines. No amount of fibre would help Elvis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

As a son of a junkie I will agree to that.

Eat more fiber, drink more water, and avoid opioids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yep. Stuff just stops flowing.

It's why they will give people a laxative to take along with their (short term) opioid prescription.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There are fibre people!? 😱

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Not anymore. We ate them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're called vegetarians

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You might be surprised at two things that I speak of from personal experience:

You might be surprised at how little fiber something like potato chips have.
You might be surprised at how easy it is to become overweight while still eating a strict vegetarian diet.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

Yeah easy if you just eat bread and cheese you be a fatty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And drink water. Fiber alone and you'll get a blockage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Absolutely, ice water is the only true gamer beverage.