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Jordan Peterson Crying Two Minutes Into Debate With Elmo (hard-drive.net)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This sounds so like Jordan Peterson! 😂

"Post-modernists like Elmo don’t understand they actually advocate for mass killing – is that what you want? Well, then – no way. Sorry. Not me. I won’t stand for it.”

It just needs an "eh" at the end!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I love how Peterson whines about post-modernism while claiming to be a neurologist and only having a psychology degree.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He's stretching his intellect beyond its means.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Is it intellect if he has a distinct lack of it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Like butter scraped over too much bread.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I can't find him claiming that apart from a Reddit mention of a YouTube video which is unavailable (tried with VPN from Australia, Spain, UK).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Try Canada, I got a clip of it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That worked. Thanks. What a sleaze that guy is. I will cite this to shut down anyone who wants to praise him.