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[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (5 children)

What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it's fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’ve never put mine in the fridge in all my decades as an American lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don't require refrigeration.

(It was a joke btw lol)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's news to me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And tomatoes!!! Might as well eat ice cubes at that point

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

refrigerators keep things chilled, not frozen. you're thinking of a freezer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Europeans don't have freezers, they store their perishables in Angela Merkel's minge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I kinda prefer cold tomatoes on my tacos than room temp ones, and I mostly use it for pico de Gallo, which is kept in the fridge anyway, so those I do store in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, and I feel like someone's gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

If "get egg all over their bananas" wasn't an euphemism before, I'm starting it now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Once they've reached your desired ripeness you can slow down them getting overripe in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

IKR? They go in the freezer so they can be dipped in chocolate. 😋

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

There's always money in the banana stand