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profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

14 feet? I feel like I'd survive that. Did he dive head first or something

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

the chain broke on one side and the cart wound up sorta slinging them at the ground like a trebuchet, there's a video downthread

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Plus concrete is very unforgiving. Especially for things like your skull.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

the cart wound up sorta slinging them at the ground like a trebuchet

When you need to fling 90kg of dead weight over 300m, accept no substitute.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

If I remember, the average rate of fall injuries to height off the ground increases at an exponential rate the higher you get. Even falling off a two-foot step stool/ladder has a decent chance of fucking you up.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Yeah it's all probability. Someone survived falling out of an airplane, and yeah a stepstool will kill you like one in a hundred times you fall off it

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

My money is dude fell and hit his head and was likely on some form of blood thinners, real easy way to quickly die or permanently disable yourself. Even a five foot drop while drinking and with a prescription of statins (meant to reduce bad cholesterol build up but also have impacts on blood clotting) can render someone brain damaged.

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