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Do this enough, and physics will stop you from getting in your car.
Adulthood is being able to buy and eat as much cake as you want, but knowing that you really shouldn't.
That's when you buy a bigger car
That explains the entire USA.
They’ll probably stop you from fitting your pants long before that.
Pant's are overrated anyway
Pant's what?
Pant's deeply into deez nuts
So is chocolate cake.