this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
1087 points (99.1% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26805 readers
2972 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Which psychopath brushes their teeth first and then eats breakfast like he's in some kind of stupid movie
Well, I have been doing this for a couple of years now. I brush my teeth before eating in the morning because apparently that's better for your teeth, otherwise you might damage enamel. Or you wait for at least 30-60 minutes, but nobody's got time for that. Just rinsing with water after eating is fine.
Truth is I usually don't eat breakfast, so I don't have to think about it. But when I do, it's this order for me now.
It doesn't say that, at least in the way I interpret the text. It says you should wait to brush your teeth after a given time after eating
Exactly, 30 to 60 minutes. I linked to the second paragraph, the one before suggests it might be better to brush before breakfast. But waiting is fine as well of course.
And then
Brushing before you eat isn't in this article at all
The article title is literally "Should I Brush My Teeth Before or After Breakfast?" starting with this exact sentence:
"Brushing before you eat breakfast is better for your tooth enamel and overall oral health. However, if you prefer brushing after you eat, wait about 30-60 minutes."
With the first follow-up header: "Why it may be better to brush before breakfast".
Are we not reading the same article or are you trolling me and am I going for that bait..?
Turns out I can't read 😱
If I ain't brushing them in the morning I am not gonna brush them later. I am too lazy for that.
You can still brush them in the morning. Just after you've eaten breakfast
Many people I know eat breakfast either on the way to work or once they get there. I only know one guy who brushes at the office and frankly he's clearly on the spectrum and very socially awkward anyway so people likely aren't about to follow his lead.
I guess it's fine if it's been a bit after brushing lol. But eating at work actually sounds kinda nice. Easing into work like that and starting it slow etc
I don't have the discipline to do that. If I don't do it when I go in the bathroom in the morning I maybe brush them in the evening
clearly it's the same kind of psychopath who would also wash his car and check his email and use a hair dryer in the shower