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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

$10 says the state legislator responsible for the bill is whatever the most-outlandish type of furry possible is.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cockvore and hyperscat fan FOR SURE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Huge difference between cockvore and dick sucking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I've just fallen too far behind in the times, I don't think people usually consume the penis with their teeth these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sorry to inform you, but... Cock vore is the other way around, friend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Only when you're a fan, but also a state legislator introducing an anti-furry bill.

Otherwise, I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say: every single one of us loves cockvore. Totally normal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Now I'm afraid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He eats da poo poo

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right?! Furries aren't even remotely on the public conscience so how the fuck does he even know about them otherwise

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Dude just caught a rerun of the csi episode and went into panic mode

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Probably one of those weird fascist ones that everyone else in the fandom wishes didn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a sad citizen of Oklahoma, I wish I could upvote you more than once.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I wouldn't joke about that if I were you, vote manipulation is a big problem on Lemmy and since the tools for detection aren't very good (if even there at all) it might cause people to suspect you of cheating the system.