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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

self-explanatory!!

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I can summon food by saying its name.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You consume the calories of every food by just naming it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Top life hacks to never starve.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Finally, a solution to stop poop for 3 days.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But the delivery guy still wants money for the food you ordered.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You take it from the hungriest person about to eat it, assuming there is someone at the time. You cannot turn this ability off, and it happens even when you aren't referring to the food. I hope those birthday cakes taste good, you monster.

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