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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Uh... sweet maggoty mangoes, you're right. Gotta save face.

Because it's praising his pizza box carrying ability. Clearly very important to presidential quality.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Choosing my presidential candidates by who can bench press the most pepperoni and cheese.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Admins pls add

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Actual tankies.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Holy hel-- *gunshot*

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

A situation in which people brag about their political faves by who can carry more pizza boxes is funny in absurdity

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

The MAGA guy is the object of mockery in this post. The context of this community is putting people on a dunking stool. The upvote button is throwing shit at the target to dunk them

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Trump is simply a dude who rocks. He deserves the same as all other Amerikkkan presidents, but he's objectively the funniest public figure. Unintenionally, most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, if you need hint, can you read what comm is this on (if your account's comments was on that comm, you're prbly not gonna be called "based" by us, to say that least)

It's the DUNK tank... not the "thanks" tank... you could check the other posts there...

That being said, I can understand your confusion...