Enough with that malarky jack! This ain't a war. This is just a routine missile strike on yet another middle eastern country! Heck, this ain't about actively defending the ability for our friends to finish comitting their geno... you know, the thing... defending themselves. It's about boats! And a bad bunch of boys who wanna play pirates by stealing our Iranian oil tanker, or you know, whatever. This would be a coast guard rescue if any of them could fly F-22s and all the targets we know about from helping the Saudis bomb them for years weren't on land. I'd be out there with 'em if these secret service guys would let me. Sailing to the rescue... wearing that orange lifejacket, wind blowing in my hair... god my dad could sail a boat! What's that...? Oh... uhmmm... my staff is making that motion to tell me to wrap it up. So I'll just say this... we'll win this war by this time next week. God bless America! 
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