Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Dinner is on me.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why were they whispering?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Because they were on top of each other before dinner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Slow clap

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not getting this one, could someone please explain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i guess because plates are usually stacked on top of each other but i didn't get the joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Most likely something like that, but it didn't make it any clearer.