the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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If that hairless chimp could talk Rogan would have become his first disciple. It would have promptly ripped his balls off like it was a pull-starter but for about ten seconds Joe would have felt like he was seeing a reincarnation of the Buddha.
Tbh if a monkey talked to me, i would i think it was the messiah too
gib banan
This is literally the plot of Ishmael.
Hoping for this to happen in 2024
What chimp