jordan @jordan stratton
In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:
Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident
With performance enhancing drugs allowed, right?
Anything goes, Russian Olympic Committee style!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdG-iTilWU
Alongside genetic modification. I want full teams of selectively bred and drugged mutants doing battle.
Can we bring AI enhanced cyborgs?
Inter planetary javelin throws? Maybe just add a dart board on Mars while we're at it.
Mutant Atomic Supermen?
And exoskeletons.
I would like to enter in my own competitor: Tom Howitzer.
Yea like that's the competition, to see who can make the best performance enhancing drugs.
The science Olympics!
Required, preferably!