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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those dyson.airblade urinals are typically so messy that they defeat the purpose of touch less.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Please stop peeing on those. They are not actually urinals.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Listen, superchief. If I piss in it it's a urinal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's piss in you, so aren't you really the urinal?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Nobody put it there, though. It's incident to being a meatbag. So I guess people can be urinals but aren't necessarily urinals.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But... they're too high to poop in... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You need to build up pressure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

thats why you bring a friend for co-op mode.