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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Halflings definitely invented egg timers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They were the first culture to have accurate timekeeping just for cooking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They needed it, because the other half of their time is spent high, and they kept overcooking their eggs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They invented the 12 hour clock so they could have half a day without timekeeping so they didn't need to work and could just wake and bake.