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[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Halflings definitely invented egg timers

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

They were the first culture to have accurate timekeeping just for cooking.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

"Gather round children as I teach you the delicate and delicious art of the soft-boiled egg."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

They needed it, because the other half of their time is spent high, and they kept overcooking their eggs

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

They invented the 12 hour clock so they could have half a day without timekeeping so they didn't need to work and could just wake and bake.

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