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And my world has new lore... (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

Dwarfish folding chairs are studded with gemstones and weigh about 500lbs.

They’re a very inventive people, but refuse to work with sheet metal.

Elves build lightweight folding chairs out of wood.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Folding chairs do seem a bit more of a gnomish contrivance.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Gnomes would make those folding fabric camping chairs with the cupholder in the arm

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

And also electric folding lawnchairs

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Elves have fancy grass that won't sully your clothes, and vice-versa.

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