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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Seriously, I love how the mainstream media tried to have him remembered as a "Swimmer" and even posted his times, really paints a fucking picture next to all the dead black people who were "No Angels", because of that one time they smoked a cigarette.

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