this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like a pretty decent job to me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

My younger brother counts all 52 cards without effort when playing Bridge, he's an ace at mental math, has zero facial expressions.

Could have gone pro as a poker player, said "you spend your whole life actively seeking out drunks and malcontents".

Ended up an IP lawyer, I guess the pay is more regular.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1000/month? It is gambling still, anon won't keep this up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah their winnings are so light this has to be a joke. Up 2k is a lucky run lol