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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

My stepfather has lost his shit and gone from accountant to flat earther. This has evolved from glass dome above the earth that caused the Challenger explosion to some new shit. Enter the 2040 Phoenix Event. Every 140 years there's a cataclysmic event which changes the fundamental nature of the planet. This cycle is so powerful that it actually destroyed the Mayan civilisation. In 2040 it's due to happen again and the ONLY place on earth that will be safe is Egypt.

But what was the last thing that happened in 1900, you might ask.

The 1908 Tunguska Event in which an asteroid air burst above Siberia and killed a few reindeer herders.

But 1908 is 8 years after the 140 year cycle and 1900 was pretty uneventful, you might say.

shrug-outta-hecks

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

oh fuck yeah gotta hide in an ancient egyptian temple cuz The Event is coming

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I'm trying to reserve one on airbnb so I can store barrels of unvaxxed sperm. Come 2040, I'll get rich quick.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Ben Carson was right. The pyramids are for storage but not that kind

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