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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I've always been curious as to what "normal" people think programming is like. The wildest theory I've heard is "typing ones and zeroes" (I'm a software engineer)

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Well idk about all programming, but I imagine hackers go through at least one keyboard a month and suffer serious finger strain injuries from typing so fast and furious.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

I'm a hacker. You don't even want to know what my monthly budget for balaclavas and fingerless gloves is.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

whats worse is how hot it gets under the Guy Fawkes mask

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

And your voice gets so hoarse from doing the deep voice all the time

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Why don't u just have a script to play a recording of you saying "I'm in". Randomly smash keys smarter, not harder.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

that wouldnt work for my setup. see, i dont use an operating system; i write from scratch each time i boot up my computer. persistent storage is bloat.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I just had a really good laugh that I needed very much. Thank you!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And just like that, we're on a reddit thread ๐Ÿ˜…

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The truth hacker knows about the socks.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

If you're into custom mechanical keyboards it certainly feels like some of us are acquiring new keyboards every month even if we're not wearing em out...

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