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[-] [email protected] 145 points 8 months ago

I beat the captain of my high school's chess team and he just yelled at me "I only lost because you don't know anything." I guess he wasn't aware of the Frenchman's Cumsock. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

I played hockey and was by no means good, but had a friend who was a good goalie, and said it was always tough with the less good players because you couldn't cheat them at all, because even they had no idea where the puck was going.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Doesn't work like that in chess though. If you lose, that's on you.

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