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Incorrect, my mother has the largest vagina. Therefore I am the smartest.
Calm down Dwight
So... Can we collectively infer from that sentence you were birthed or dropped?
Giraffes do the last and it works but unless you present your Giraffe Card, I'm going to default count you as human and being dropped head first into the floor is not good for human newborns.
But if you are indeed a giraffe: how do you type?
Tongue
Bonus for dexterity but the average keys would be too small to actuate properly.
thatas whjswet thtey wahtyn youu tiopi t hnki
My brain hurts after that!