this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It's a win-win!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Just avoid areas with life signs. Person in the room? Delay the transporter sweep for an hour and check again. Or alternatively just don't clear dead skin cells/hair/dust within a 2ft radius of a given life sign, and do maybe 3 sweeps a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And bald. And fingernail-less.