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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Anyone who discovers water's actual name would have total power over it and command all the seas. Turns out water was actually an eldritch demon whose only purpose was to create a legion of legions of living creatures entirely dependent on it for their survival. One day the being that is water will be ready and their grander plans will see us all conquering the stars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am Mr Nimbus!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He’s gonna say that a lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

He controls the police

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You need to relax, bud.