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They just sort of accept that whatever happens must be normal. (startrek.website)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I prefer fire alarms. They are either at full chill, or complete panic. Very little in-between.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Whoa if you think about it that's true about fire alarms too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But fire alarms usually scream when it's worth screaming about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fire alarms scream when someone uncovers a pot of boiling water too quickly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's what you get for using a photoelectric smoke detector in your kitchen instead of an ionizing smoke detector!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

They spensive :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I joke that my kid has the communication skills of an alarm clock.