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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Not kink exactly but I had a boss who abbreviated Due To/From (when one segment of the business owes another for something) as DTF and I never figured out if he was trolling us, or had just never seen it used.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I don't know what it means and I probably shouldn't ask.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Down to fuck. A crude way of saying "m'lady/m'man, would you like to copulate with me?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You didn't ask, but means Down To Frolicking

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

"Down to... (have some super) fun (times)"

Except the f doesn't mean fun and the parenthesis are added by me. But if both parties consent I'm sure it would be a lot of fun.

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