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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Perhaps POTUS should take a leaf from my government's book. Here in the UK they are struggling to deport enough immigrants, so they want to send them to Rwanda. Since there's a concern that Rwanda isn't safe and this would therefore be a violation of our international obligations to genuine asylum seekers, they are considering legislating that Rwanda is safe - regardless of the truth.

If reality is bothersome - why not simply state that it is not, and make it the law that you can't say that it is!