Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Radish

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Goddamn it!

No. Radishes are cool as a cucumber. Or maybe not, since radishes are kinda spicy. But still. Radishes are might the best maybe be.

Edit: I was being silly. Which I never do. So maybe it didn’t come across like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I still judge you for commenting this on a dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How can you “still” judge me after six minutes? Give it 10. Then we shall see.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How can you still judge me after six minutes?

Yeah, that person needs to stop living in the distant past!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh my god, I just got it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pickled radishes are fire, though. NGL. Call me whatever,, but they fix a roasted beet & goat cheese salad.