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[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

No tricks? What's the point?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Gee I don't know, for fun maybe?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to see you do better. The "trick" is how fucking close to the rocks he got

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I would imagine this is just a warmup to get a feel for the course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can’t tell if you’re joking…literally the entire run is a trick. Let’s see you make a single one of those jumps.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If you look closely the track is designed so that the board jumps by itself. You just have to bend your knees a bit and the gravity does the rest. It's not even steep so you're not going too fast. Maybe it's where kids practice? That would make sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Send us a video of you doing better, we're fucking waiting bro

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok, so then just stop saying how unimpressed you are if you don't wanna post a better video

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago

Ok, I'm not going to say it anymore. But I'm also not going to upvote it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Anyone can go off the jump, the hard part is landing it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“If you look closely” dude, did you actually watch the video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hXi9_RTN4o

How about you watch the full thing, see the World Cup and Olympic champion snowboarder get injured on the track, and then maybe go actually step into some bindings and then come back and say there aren’t any tricks here. He literally does a fucking wall ride. You’re batshit insane.

it’s not even steep

You’re a moron. Now I’m absolutely positive you’ve never even touched a board much less ridden one.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're impressed by this it's fine. Don't get mad at me just because I'm not. What is is with the internets today that we're supposed be pissing ourselves every time something mildly interesting is uploaded? If they are having fun on their little track that's fine. When I was a kid I would also build ramps out of snow to jump on my sledge. If people like watching this it's also fine. It's good that lemmy is inclusive like that. I'm just saying I'm not that impressed by it. Since when not being impressed is so offensive to everyone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

“Little track” dude. Just stop. You’re trying to make yourself sound cool and better than an Olympic snowboarder. You’re not, you’re actually making yourself sound incredibly stupid and ignorant, not cool.

I’m not impressed by it

That’s not what you said originally and you know it. You’re backtracking now and it’s easy to see.