this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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Come to Florida and I will show you beautiful things!
Meanwhile, you live in the land of the most beautiful homo sapiens on Earth. So you got that going for you.
Trade experiences and learn?
(Pssst... don't go to Florida. It's almost certainly a trap)
Confirmed. OP is a gator in a trench coat
Iguanas! Which are invasive. Anoles! Which are invasive. Cuban tree frogs! Which are invasive.
All the fuckin' rodents are good, though.