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Post-surgery tip. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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If you get your gallbladder removed and your surgeon says it could cause diarrhea for a while but your discharge papers say take stool softener because of the pain medication? Listen to the surgeon.

It hasn't been a fun couple of days.

Thank you for reading my very short rant. Back to the bathroom!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy Shit (pun intended)!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please, I am not a clergyman.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Maybe you are royalty instead, with your porcelain throne and all that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to give up my claim to the throne when I got my gallbladder taken out. I cannot be the king if my body has been corrupted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's still Saturnalia, so roles are reversed. You can be king for another day or so

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Great. I only get the powers of monarchy when I'm stuck in the bathroom.