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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

too scared and useless to take on the gangs and criminals, so the Texas AG goes after hospitals and patients.. wonder if the Texas Rangers are gonna ride out and grab a fugitive doctor and patient..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They're gonna need a massive lasso for those hospitals